Why did you American women emascualte your men ? Where are all the brave heroic American men of old times ?

I crazy glue his to his belly on,hair and all when he curls up and goes to sleep so he has to piss on himself in the morning or rip it to shreds and I sit back and laugh,watching him decide which to do..watching him try to tear it loose while screaming like a little girl. HA-HA-HA !